Bean says

Me not "Daiah". Me Bean. Me not like that Daiah word.

He called the Valentine's Party his "Heart Birthday"

Baby's name is "Bubba"

After expaining to him the difference between a boy in a girl he asked me in disbelief "You got no penis?"

When asked:

Why was the baby was dangling upside down from the arm of the couch? "Me save he. Me a super hero."

What does dead mean? "Laying on the carpet with eyes closed." (Note, not floor the carpet idea comes from Jars of Clay Dead Man)

What does evil mean? "Fight Buzz Lightyear."

Last week I cought him drinking the leftover juices from the communion tray.

He has a recurring nightmare that "Germs [were] coming out my ears" and for 2 weeks had to wear one of those ear warmer head band things to bed.

He loves Star Wars. Favoriate Character is "Dar-bader."We went to a fire station for a tour. Bean walked in took off his coat and sat on the couch

to watch the Discovery Channel. Later when the fireman asked the group what to do if your house is on fire he raised his hand and without being called on he shouted "Get out!"