Monday, February 25, 2008

Another reason to homeschool...

...I suck as a school mom.

I am a homeschooler, and plan to home school all of my kids. Bean has a speech delay so he goes to preschool where he gets his speech therapy. It's what worked best for us this year and if he still needs therapy after Kindergarten, he can go to school just for the therapy. Enough of me justifying my life.

Today I was waiting for Bean's bus and I get a call. It's his teacher, I forgot to send his bus harness so she didn't put him on the bus, I was going to come and get him right? No. I had to get Belzie (the girl I babysit) and Baby up from their naps, throw them into their 5 point harnesses, get Goose in the van and speed the whole mile to the school. I run up to the door and Bean comes out and said he was scared I forgot him. My heart broke.

Then a little bit later at snack time he said his friend's mom was the only mom who came today. Apparently the story time that was canceled with school last week was today...I missed it...My heart broke a little bit more...

So I ask Isaiah what his favorite part of the day was. He said a man came and took their pictures. Crap-it was picture day. I let Bean pick out his clothes today, ripped jeans (not fashionable just 4-year-old-boy-ripped-in-the-knee-jeans) a bright lime green Power Ranger jersey and barely smashed down hair. Now I'm horrified.

Ugh...I'm thinking about pulling him out of school now...this is just way too hard. He'll learn how to talk from Sesame Street right?

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Birth Stories

Marcia over at My Semblance of Sanity has a Birth Story Contest going on-I thought I'd join. Be sure to check her blog out, it's fun and we all love some birth stories! My favorite story is The Birth of Baby but I'll post them all for kicks!


The Birth of Goose:


It was November 2000, I was 20 and did not know what Goose would be. I desperately wanted a girl but the baby was stubborn at our 22 week ultrasound so we left not knowing. I had been put on bed rest at 36 weeks for high blood pressure and when proteins started showing up in my urine at 38 weeks the Dr said it "was time to get this baby out". He stripped my membranes (OOWWW!!!) and told me if he scheduled me to be induced the hospital would send me home b/c they were very busy (it was exactly 40 weeks after Valentines day-hehehe) so I needed to go in and tell them I was having contractions blah blah blah and once I got "in" he would start me on ptosin. All went well, I started having contractions in the middle of the night, checked in at 6:00 but they didn't have room for me. I had to go through much of labor in a fertility/c-section prep room. Finally, they were able to move me to a room and everything went very smoothly. Goose was born at 3:55 we had a girl, we cried, she had no name so the nurses decided to call her Princess-a name Aunt Jenny and Uncle Kurt still call her!


The Birth of Bean:


Three years later I was having a boy-this time I knew. I was healthy and didn't need bed rest or anything. I had been having contractions at night-Wes and I had been playing video games to pass the time as we counted and times contractions. I loved this part-I didn't get to do these things with Goose! I really wanted him to be born on my sister's birthday so I sent Wes to the store for some Castor oil and OJ. I drank it (oh what desperate women will do in those late weeks of pregnancy) and couldn't drink OJ again for over a year! That night the contractions began-like every other night. We stayed up till about 11:00 or so Wes went to sleep but not me! Around 1:00 I woke Wes up and told him we needed to to go. He was mad. He didn't believe me and started throwing things in the hospital bag. I told him he was the one who bought the Castor Oil! MIL came to keep Goose and we were off. Pretty uneventful labor and delivery at 1:55 Bean was born! They layed him on my chest-I fell instantly in love with him and he peed. It went straight up over his head onto my opposite shoulder...ahh parenting a boy sure is different...


The Birth of Baby:


When Bean was 7 months old we found out we were pregnant-oops! To tell Wes I taped this to the door for him to find when he came home:

So we laughed made an appointment to see the OB who greeted me with "Wasn't I supposed to see you for an IUD?" I get it-I procrastinate too much! My bad!

I desperately wanted a boy this time so my two babies would be boys. I also desperately wanted Baby to be born on Wes's birthday this time but it was 3 weeks early so I didn't think too much about it. We found out we were having a boy-yay!

At 30 weeks I started having contractions every night. I knew they weren't going to do anything so I didn't worry about them, OB was worried and I had to go to the hospital for nothing. I left both grateful and annoyed. The contractions continued every night.

At my or 37 week appointment (Thursday) OB couldn't find his heart beat-I wasn't worried, he found it but wanted to monitor me. So I called Wes and went next door to the hospital. I was starting to freak out-I did not want to go to the hospital alone! I decided to move the car since it would be late when I got out. The Jars Of Clay song "He will lift up You Head" was on-the end repeats "It will soon end in joy" it was as if God's voice was coming out of the speakers and going directly to my heart-"It will soon end in Joy!" Wes got there we had another ultrasound, monitored a few hours-all was good I went home. I was beginning to get sick of leaving the hospital with no baby! Wes' birthday was Saturday but I wanted to have his celebration on Friday "just in case" That night I called the Dr. on call and told her I wasn't sure if I was in labor. Jokingly I said "You'd think being my third baby I'd know by now!" She said "Oh, this is your third baby? You need to come in."

So we went in walked all over that hospital through the night-stopping at the vending machine to get Hunny Buns and blue berry muffins (yum!). At 10:00 the Dr. checked me and said I'd have a baby in about an hour. No sooner did everyone leave then I frantically hit the nurse's button to say it was time and I was in PAIN!! I had an epidural with my other two and they were perfect-I could write poetry about how wonderful they were, no pain, all movement control-I knew when to push, felt babies emerge into this world with nothing but joy! It was the way birth was meant to be! But not with Baby. I should have passed when my nurse said at 4 in the morning "Ill go wake the anesthesiologist." Yeah, inserting tiny tubes between vertebrae is not something you should do after rolling out of bed! As he inserted the tube I said, "It's all going to my right side," he said "I'll adjust it."-it didn't work. I could not feel my legs-I could however feel everything north of legs...not good.

The nurse came in checked me as I was breathing through contractions waiting for the Dr. She frantically calls for nursery, calls for Dr, raises up and disassembles my bed. I'm moaning and yelling at the anesthesiologist, the nurse was prepping my and I said "OW!" She said "You can feel that?" (Duh! What do you think all the moaning was about???) then she said, "If you need to push, push." I did, and Baby was born. The nurse throws Baby to the nursery lady with out showing him to me, Wes runs over there with the camera. The side of the warmer bed fell off and the lady asked Wes to stand there. Then the Dr. comes strolling in with her Starbucks and said "Sorry, I couldn't find a parking space." Ugh.

Baby was born on Wes' birthday, he's still a little bitter.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

The babies came!!!!!!!

The afternoon after my last post Darth Vader had TWINS!! (for all you Star Wars fans out there I know you're loving the irony!!) The best part is we got to see the whole thing and get pictures!! They are Tootsie Roll, a boy and Princess, a girl-yes I do recognize the strange Jedi parallelism...Hmmm, Jedi would be a good name, but Eliya's stuck in Tootsie Roll!

Here's Sugar and Darth Vader cleaning Tootsie Roll after he was born:




A New born Toosie Roll:



Bean and Goose Watching:



Darth Vader reaching between her legs to hook her teeth under the baby's teeth to pull it out...yeah...she pulls the baby out with her teeth...



Cleaning Princess seconds after her birth:



The twins-left to fend for themselves less then an hour after thier birth...they eventually had to go find Darth Vader to nurse...Cavies are not great parents:



The Twins today, about 36 ours old. Cavies are born with hair, teeth, open eyes and eat solid food the day after birth (they still nurse for about 3-4 weeks) and they are so dang cute!!! Princess is the mostly white one..I totally think she has a heart on the back of her neck! Tootsie Roll is more brown.


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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Waiting for babies

We now have guinea pigs. A boy named Butterscotch, and two girls, Sugar and Darth Vader. Darth Vader is pregnant (lol) and due any day now. I was up several times last night checking on her to see if there were babies yet. I'm very worried...I'm afraid she's gonna die or the babies are or will die...I'm obsessing I know, but would you expect anything less from me. When I did get a bit of sleep, I dreemed of guinea Pigs and other baby animals. Ugh...she better hurry up and have those babies...

The kids love the piggies, especially Butterscotch, he's got the best personality. The girls are shy and reserved, he's a bit of an explorer and likes to play. And even thought I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to them, I'm convinced that every kid should have a guinea pig. That could just be deep seeded childhood issues-I always wanted one and never got one...of course my little brother has a rabbit that has it's own room but whatever...

Changing subjects I was reading an artical today about mother hood guilt-about how we need to make a list of the things we do that we don't (I'll repeat that) don't feel guilty about. I could make a list as long as blogger would allow about what I feel guilty about but to list what I dont' feel guilty about-that's tough. I'm gonna give it a whirl:

  1. I don't feel guilty for making my kids responcable for thier dirty laundry and dishes.
  2. I don't feel guilty for taking my kids to the library so often the librarians are getting to know us.
  3. I don't feel guilty for letting my preschoolers play guitar hero even though it's rated T for Teens.

That's all I got, it took me about 5 minutes to come up with those. I'm very temped to list the things I do feel guilty about but that's not the point. Maybe that can be my next post ;)

Monday, February 18, 2008

funny stuff


Seriously, I should have more kids simply to keep the crazy stuff coming!

Bean Said:

Wes:If you don't stop I'm going to wear your hind end out!
Bean:Stares blankly in confusion
Wes:That means I'm going to spank you.
Bean: In Spanish?

Me:I'm going to kill your brother.
Bean: Yeah, kill him, but don't kill me-kill Eliya and Baby-but not me.

Eliya Said:

Eliya:How does the girl Guinea Pig get the boy guinea pig's part of the baby
Me:(AAHHHH!!!!!)

And the Winner is Silas

Me: Are you done going pee pee?
Silas: (flips his penis up to face him) Are you done yet?