funny stuff

Seriously, I should have more kids simply to keep the crazy stuff coming!

Bean Said:

Wes:If you don't stop I'm going to wear your hind end out!
Bean:Stares blankly in confusion
Wes:That means I'm going to spank you.
Bean: In Spanish?

Me:I'm going to kill your brother.
Bean: Yeah, kill him, but don't kill me-kill Eliya and Baby-but not me.

Eliya Said:

Eliya:How does the girl Guinea Pig get the boy guinea pig's part of the baby
Me:(AAHHHH!!!!!)

And the Winner is Silas

Me: Are you done going pee pee?
Silas: (flips his penis up to face him) Are you done yet?